Chuck Norris responds to Germanicus
In response to Germanicus' December 1 post (scroll to bottom) Chuck issued the following:IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris
posted by mkchicago at 1:32 PM
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Sure Chuck, why wouldn't an absurd and hilarious list of made-up facts about you prompt me to learn the real facts about your life--and read your goddamn western? It sure would have been cool if he had worked a roundhouse kick somewhere into his response.
It's just not the same when he has his shirt on.
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