The Name Game

I am starting to notice a correlative relationship between ridiculous first names and NFL success. First there was Michigan State product Plaxico Burress. Not to be outdone, the University of Virginia presents...

D'Brickashaw Ferguson!

According to si.com, the 6'5", 295 lb offensive lineman "has solidified himself as one of the draft's top-five players." Look for announcers to murder his name, or maybe just crack up while saying it, for many NFL seasons to come.