Homophones are funny

Or maybe I mean homonyms. Either way, someone clearly had fun writing this:

According to Nutt, Dick to replace Johnson against the Cocks

According to coach Houston Nutt, freshman Casey Dick will replace Robert Johnson at quarterback this weekend against South Carolina. Dick passed Johnson and Alex Mortensen on the quarterback depth chart during the Hogs' week off. Expect a mass exodus of quarterbacks from Arkansas following this season. If Dick plays well expect Mort, Johnson and Cole Barthel to leave the program. Arkansas has Mitch Mustain one of the top high school QBs in the country coming next season.