Quantum Leap Bomber
I don't know what's more disturbing: The latest terrorist attack in Jordan or the fact that the 35 year old woman whose bomb failed to go off bears a resembelance to middle aged Dean Stockwell in drag. Speaking of drag, she also looks a lot like that guy from Dragnet.
posted by mkchicago at 1:31 PM
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"Anakin Mubarak Atrous al-Skywalker" is my vote. But what I really want to know is, how many virgins in paradise was she promised?
With all this duct tape and C4, it feels like I'm wearin'...
NOTHING AT ALL!
NOTHING AT ALL!
NOTHING AT ALL!
Your virgins query is an excellent one. I posit that a female suicide bomber gets 72 Chippendales. However, given the general sexism in Islam it's probably more like 72 washboards.
A new possibility for this fine lady's identity has emerged: Michael Jackson
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