Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Dispatch from the Department of Irony

According to one study of health code violations at grocery stores the least safe grocery is.... Safeway .

Granted this is a Dateline puff piece, so take it with the appropriate (large) grain of salt. Just so this post isn't total fluff here's a related safety link which might stop you from going to your favorite resaurant.

4 Comments:

Blogger Germanicu$ said...

I couldn't find any Chicago restaurants I know of with significant violations, which I guess is good. I even limited my search parameters to a strip of Ashland avenue with some particularly nasty places, including a DUK'S, and they all came out OK. Anyone know of any egregious violators?

9:27 AM  
Blogger sexyretard said...

DUK's kicks all kinds of ass. How dare you taint the good name of Duk's. Were you around when they were a mini-chain of about five of them? Disney sued them for using the name Donald Duk's, although I think the owner's name really was Duk's. When I used to teach the tards over by Ashland and Grand, I would sometimes walk over with them.

4:10 PM  
Blogger mkchicago said...

" Disney sued them for using the name Donald Duk's, although I think the owner's name really was Duk's."

Don't fuck with The Mouse(TM)!

4:46 PM  
Blogger sexyretard said...

Disney is the false prophet to the Wal-Mart Beast. I can't believe those fuckers sell happiness for 250 bucks for a three day pass.

Why anyone pays to go to "fake Europe" at Epcot when the real one would cost about the same is beyond me.

And, I like Duk's. Yummy italian beef, and the dirtiest joint yet allowed to operate. You can even get it through a window to the outside, if the long 10 foot walk inside is beyond you. And deluxe outside accommodations make the Ashland Duk's a must--Zagat's gives them four stars.

8:36 AM  

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