Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Stupid Poetic Justice!

Let's assume for a moment that Ann Coulter didn't intentionally commit a felony by falsifying her address on her voter regsitration card (even though assuming that would imply that she didn't know where she actually lived). I've got a shiny new penny for the first person who finds an Ann Coulter column calling Democratic voters in Florida in 2000 "retards," or "morons," or some other stupidity-attributing epithet for not figuring out how the butterfly ballots worked.


Blogger Germanicu$ said...

"Florida statutes make it a third-degree felony to vote knowingly in the wrong precinct. Lying on a voter's registration can cost up to $5,000 and five years behind bars."

Maybe she can explore the idea of "treason" more deeply with her fellow inmates in the pokey.

11:34 AM  
Blogger Jeff said...

Looks like I'm keeping that penny:

"Gore and his partisans insist on manual recounts (in only three heavily Democratic counties in a single state -- so that "every vote" will count!) They denounce the "butterfly" ballot as biased and borderline sadistic. They claim Democrat voters were intimidated from approaching the polls. (Evidently, Gore voters could be easily spotted on account of their tendency to follow traffic laws as well as they follow voting rules.)"

12:18 PM  

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