"Together, my lord Sauron, we shall rule this Middle-East!"

We all remember the misappropriation of Bert by Osama Bin Laden, and the horror inflicted upon children across the nation as they questioned the patriotism of a beloved TV icon. But now we ask ourselves: Are suburban basement-dwelling Dungeons & Dragons nerds next?

With the adoption of Saruman the White as its new standard bearer, Hamas annexes yet another piece of evil Western pop-culture in the fight to defend the Islamic traditional order from the onslaught of occidental nihilism.

Let us hope and pray that their Urukai technology remains as retrograde as their miltary and consumer product capabilities.