Stalin's half-man, half-ape super-warriors
Pretty incredible stuff, if news.scotsman.com is to be believed:
THE Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents.
THE Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents.
posted by Germanicu$ at 9:21 AM
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First thing I thought of:
Rev. Lovejoy: I will now read the special vows which Homer has prepared for this occasion. Do you, Marge, take Homer, in richness and in poorness? Poorness is underlined. In impotence and in potence? In quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-power, monkey navigated... and it goes on like this.
" In quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-power, monkey navigated..."
Brilliant! I had forgotten all about that line...
Now, Big Soviet monkey men soldiers, impervious to pain and indifferent to the quality of the food they eat, would definitely be evidence of intelligent design.
This idea of Soviet monkey men soldiers could have fueled the theory that a "humanzee" named Oliver existed in the 70s. http://www.rense.com/general67/oliver.htm
I wonder if anyone checked Oliver's nationality.
Let's talk dollars. How much would it take for you to screw a monkey for Stalin?
When you ruthlessly oversee the murder of 20 million people, things like the creation of monkey-men seem pretty normal, almost cute, like Kim Jong's love of the opera or Saddam's love of doritos.
Saddam loves Doritos? Cool Ranch, Shia Blood, or Nacho Cheese, Saddam?
Kurdish salsa.
he loves Raisin Bran also
9 out of 10 ruthless dictators prefer Raisin Bran to Fruit Loops. The 10th is Kim Jong-Il.
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